Thread: Quip Of The Day

Sometimes I stop my microwave @ 1 second so I feel like I am in the bomb squad!

Wouldn't it be more fun if you cut the green wire?

Or the red wire, I can't remember which.

"Criminal lawyer" is a redundancy."

It is good to love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is well done

-- Vincent van Gogh,
Dutch artist

(you might want to use this to justify your RAD, HAD, SAD, BAD etc.)

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it..

-- Jean Kerr,
American author

Does Attention Deficit Disorder mean that you can't afford to pay attention?

... or just that your Reality Check bounced?

Originally Posted by KindestCutOfAll

Does Attention Deficit Disorder mean that you can't afford to pay attention?

... or just that your Reality Check bounced?

Sorry, what was that you said? Wasn't paying attention.

Did I just write that? Write what?

Oh well, where's my coffee?

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Sorry, what was that you said? Wasn't paying attention.

Did I just write that? Write what?

Oh well, where's my coffee?

Hah Exactly! I was just thinking the other day. I think it was Tuesday. Anyway Tuesdays is that day I take my wife to Dinner. There are some great places by us for Dinner. Plenty of choices. The really tough part is the decision. As I was explaining to my Daughter about my decision process. That is the daughter that lives in Salt Lake area of Utah. Well as it turns out the Salt Lake area is really very pretty. In fact the Salt Lake actually has fish in the northern end of the lake because there is enough fresh water coming in. Probably not as much fish as the Delta in Northern California, but we are talking about a larger geographic area. ... wait, what were we talking about?

Originally Posted by KindestCutOfAll

Hah Exactly! I was just thinking the other day. I think it was Tuesday. Anyway Tuesdays is that day I take my wife to Dinner. There are some great places by us for Dinner. Plenty of choices. The really tough part is the decision. As I was explaining to my Daughter about my decision process. That is the daughter that lives in Salt Lake area of Utah. Well as it turns out the Salt Lake area is really very pretty. In fact the Salt Lake actually has fish in the northern end of the lake because there is enough fresh water coming in. Probably not as much fish as the Delta in Northern California, but we are talking about a larger geographic area. ... wait, what were we talking about?

Who'd you say you are?

Originally Posted by Geezer

"Marry a woman your own age; as your macho fades, so will her eyesight."

The worst thing for an old man; is an old women.