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    “There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact." --Sherlock Holmes, The Bascomb Valley Mystery
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    Depends on the person and where the rope is tied around them!
    Viewpoints change!
    “Circumstantial evidence is a very tricky thing,” answered Holmes thoughtfully. “It may seem to point very straight to one thing, but if you shift your own point of view a little, you may find it pointing in an equally uncompromising manner to something entirely different."

    Been on a Sherlock Holmes bender the last few days!
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    There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM.  It could be the right number.


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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    I like the old fashioned stump hanging.
    Fitting for pedophiles especially.
    Yep, ham isn't the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.


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    A little something to jump your mind.
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    That just bring outside here, not limited to congress
    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
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    "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"       --Satchel Paige


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" * * * --Satchel Paige


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    Only as old as you feel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" * * * --Satchel Paige


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    if you knew your age at some point, one year younger than the last time you could remember {this year - years past) :-)
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    Women: They have half the brains, but all the kitty.
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