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  1. 08-23-2015, 04:47 PM #2561
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    You know what really makes me mad?
    When i open the fridge for some lunch, and find there's nothing left.
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    Now I'm gonna have to find something to eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
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    Now I'm gonna have to find something to eat.
    Don't you mean something else to eat?


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    On the weekends, I drink my lunch, then eat dinner later. Some call it supper, some call it dinner " shrug"
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    "I couldn't remember things until I took that Sam Carnegie course."      --Bill Peterson, former Houston Oilers coach


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    Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Veni, Vidi, VISA
    * * * * I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.


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    Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
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    its Hot...its really Hot...Its so damn Hot outside I can't wait for winter...which is only slightly less Hot.
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    The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.


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    Thats cause they say, you've changed.
    Yep, sure have.
    Mortgage, child, food, diapers, long hours of work, to make ends meet. The list goes on.
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