Thread: Quip Of The Day

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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Originally Posted by Razorfeld

I'm getting tired of stating I started this thread for short pithy quips to be enjoyed and then move on. Too many discussion and questionable posts have been appearing. Please refrain from stating anything from the obvious to the questionable. Find or start your own thread for the sidetracks that are being generated here if you want to continue on in a particular vein.

I assure you, I am not a straight laced stiff necked individual. I just want to maintain the integrity of the thread for all to enjoy the quips so prevalent in everyday life.

Shut the hell up.

'If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the
mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.'
Jack Handey

Originally Posted by WW243

'If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the
mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.'
Jack Handey

I have sustained 2nd degree burns to both my legs. You won't have time to look in the mirror because the agony from burning yourself is something you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. about 1 hour went by from the time I burnt my self to the time the needle kicked in at the hospital. During that hour, I was pleading with God for him to take my Legs

Originally Posted by Mafuzul

I have sustained 2nd degree burns to both my legs. You won't have time to look in the mirror because the agony from burning yourself is something you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. about 1 hour went by from the time I burnt my self to the time the needle kicked in at the hospital. During that hour, I was pleading with God for him to take my Legs

Obviously you have not met my worst enemy.

Originally Posted by Mafuzul

I have sustained 2nd degree burns to both my legs. You won't have time to look in the mirror because the agony from burning yourself is something you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. about 1 hour went by from the time I burnt my self to the time the needle kicked in at the hospital. During that hour, I was pleading with God for him to take my Legs

The Grim Quipper.

Originally Posted by WW243

Shut the hell up.

WW243 wrong move on your part my friend.

Folks Richard (Razorfeld) started this thread in the hopes it would stay on the rails it was intended to run on. So take a look at Richards post and try to respect his wishes for his thread.
You are always welcome to begin a thread of your own and set a course you may like better with that. Thank you.

Originally Posted by lz6

WW243 wrong move on your part my friend.

Folks Richard (Razorfeld) started this thread in the hopes it would stay on the rails it was intended to run on. So take a look at Richards post and try to respect his wishes for his thread.
You are always welcome to begin a thread of your own and set a course you may like better with that. Thank you.

You will notice that it was a four word quip. It was a little risky as my humor is not taken by all as..well, humor. I did not intend any harm and I hope it was not taken that way. I did the same thing to Ed over in OTA.
So apologies to Razorfeld.
I have started a few threads. I lay them out and let them go. No ownership, no worries.
No more quips for Willy.

Originally Posted by WW243

You will notice that it was a four word quip. It was a little risky as my humor is not taken by all as..well, humor. I did not intend any harm and I hope it was not taken that way. I did the same thing to Ed over in OTA.
So apologies to Razorfeld.
I have started a few threads. I lay them out and let them go. No ownership, no worries.
No more quips for Willy.

I thought it was directed at us not the moderator.

My apologies as well