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08-29-2015, 03:34 PM #2621Member
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Some people are so ignorant they wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot , even if the instructions were printed on the heel -- Lyndon Baines Johnson
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08-29-2015, 03:58 PM #2622
Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part.
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08-29-2015, 07:00 PM #2623Senior Member
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[You dhould ooh and ahh over a whole 3 mothsQUOTE=puketui41;1535995]When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place - George Carlin[/QUOTE]
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08-30-2015, 01:38 PM #2624Senior Member
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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08-30-2015, 02:33 PM #2625
My wife said it was her or the cat. I miss her sometimes.
jfleming9232 and Hirlau like this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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08-30-2015, 03:50 PM #2626Senior Member
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And if you don't interrupt her, she would say "you never talk to me". Just can't wun
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08-30-2015, 09:25 PM #2627Contains ingredients
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Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.
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08-30-2015, 09:53 PM #2628Senior Member
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Nope nuttin' at all Originally Posted by Tack
jfleming9232 and Geezer like this."If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
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08-30-2015, 10:05 PM #2629Senior Member
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08-31-2015, 02:16 PM #2630Contains ingredients
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Moebius strippers never show you their back sides.
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