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    Some people are so ignorant they wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot , even if the instructions were printed on the heel -- Lyndon Baines Johnson

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    [You dhould ooh and ahh over a whole 3 mothsQUOTE=puketui41;1535995]When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place - George Carlin[/QUOTE]
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    I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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    My wife said it was her or the cat. I miss her sometimes.
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    And if you don't interrupt her, she would say "you never talk to me". Just can't wun
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    Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.


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    "It is a capital mistake to theorize in advance of the facts. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
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    Moebius strippers never show you their back sides.


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