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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    To all who meet the criteria, though choice or chance:
    "Happy Fathers' Day"
    ~Richard
    You to Geezer
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    You tellum Rooster
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    Father's Day comes once a year.
    When it comes it brings good beer.
    "The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    To all who meet the criteria, though choice or chance:
    "Happy Fathers' Day"
    ~Richard
    you forgot to include "bad luck " ..."oh, I am on the pill, .. but i forgot to take it the last few days"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    To all who meet the criteria, though choice or chance:
    "Happy Fathers' Day"
    ~Richard
    Or as they say at the VD Clinic;

    'Herpy' Fathers's Day

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    Q. What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sunscreen on a topless brunette?
    A. Your camera.


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    [QUOTE=Tack;1511544]Q. What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sunscreen on a topless brunette?
    A. Your camera.

    Depends
    It really depends on how strong your heart is .
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    My girlfriend does not know this but I put a dollar bill in a envelope every time we have sex. This amount will be all I spend on her for Christmas.

    So far all she is getting is Chicken McNuggets.

    New girlfriend? Probably so.
    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.

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    What size nugget? Value, kids size ?
    Quote Originally Posted by rolodave View Post
    My girlfriend does not know this but I put a dollar bill in a envelope every time we have sex. This amount will be all I spend on her for Christmas.

    So far all she is getting is Chicken McNuggets.

    New girlfriend? Probably so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    What size nugget? Value, kids size ?
    Kid size. Her butt is getting bigger by the day.
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