Quip Of The Day

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Originally Posted by Geezer

To all who meet the criteria, though choice or chance:
"Happy Fathers' Day"
~Richard

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You to Geezer

You tellum Rooster

Father's Day comes once a year.
When it comes it brings good beer.

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Originally Posted by Geezer

To all who meet the criteria, though choice or chance:
"Happy Fathers' Day"
~Richard

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you forgot to include "bad luck " ..."oh, I am on the pill, .. but i forgot to take it the last few days"

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Originally Posted by Geezer

To all who meet the criteria, though choice or chance:
"Happy Fathers' Day"
~Richard

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Or as they say at the VD Clinic;

'Herpy' Fathers's Day

:w

Q. What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sunscreen on a topless brunette?
A. Your camera.


rs,
Tack

[QUOTE=Tack;1511544]Q. What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sunscreen on a topless brunette?
A. Your camera.

Depends
It really depends on how strong your heart is .

My girlfriend does not know this but I put a dollar bill in a envelope every time we have sex. This amount will be all I spend on her for Christmas.

So far all she is getting is Chicken McNuggets.

New girlfriend? Probably so.

What size nugget? Value, kids size ?

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Originally Posted by rolodave

My girlfriend does not know this but I put a dollar bill in a envelope every time we have sex. This amount will be all I spend on her for Christmas.

So far all she is getting is Chicken McNuggets.

New girlfriend? Probably so.

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Originally Posted by whoever

What size nugget? Value, kids size ?

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Kid size. Her butt is getting bigger by the day.