Quip Of The Day

If she pants its not necessarily yoga[emoji56]

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Originally Posted by Tack

Her pants say yoga; her butt says McDonalds.


rs,
Tack

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Soo, will I get diabetes if I stare at her @$$ ?

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Originally Posted by whoever

Soo, will I get diabetes if I stare at her @$$ ?

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Probably just fat

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Originally Posted by rolodave

Probably just fat

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That could be a fundamental problem with such visual arts!

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

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Originally Posted by rolodave

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

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What about the pawn shop, her jewelry :y

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Originally Posted by rolodave

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

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A Bonny Brea Lass, was she!

I've been in this McDonald's restroom for over an hour waiting for an employee to wash my hands.


rs,
Tack

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Originally Posted by Tack

I've been in this McDonald's restroom for over an hour waiting for an employee to wash my hands.


rs,
Tack

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I told them to add "their" to that sign.
Oh, they will never show up to was your hands :roflmao

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her she is beautiful.  If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.


rs,
Tack