Quip Of The Day

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Originally Posted by Tack

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her she is beautiful.* If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.


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Tack

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Wow I always got " I'm more than an object , tell me something else". And the priest never showed when I told him about the growling.

You can get it done cheap or you can get it done right . . . take your pick.

So is cheap right, and hookers right because they cost more than the wife over time

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So is cheap right, and hookers right because they cost more than the wife over time

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Says you!!

I'm still working on, it cheap and correct are proportionally, and if inversely, does the statement hold water

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I'm still working on, it cheap and correct are proportionally, and if inversely, does the statement hold water

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If not check with your urologist!

They find no physical reason why not, and say it financial that I should go to a CPA

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Wow I always got " I'm more than an object , tell me something else". And the priest never showed when I told him about the growling.

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Ha, nice!


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Tack

Richard is right, hookers are much cheaper in the long run.


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Tack

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Originally Posted by Tack

Richard is right, hookers are much cheaper in the long run.


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Tack

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Which leads to another oldie but goodie. Namely,

A man doesn't pay a whore for sex, he's paying her to LEAVE . . .