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06-08-2015, 01:51 PM #2021Senior Member
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06-08-2015, 03:32 PM #2022Senior Member
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Soo, will I get diabetes if I stare at her @$$ ?
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06-08-2015, 04:41 PM #2023
Probably just fat Originally Posted by whoever
If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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06-08-2015, 04:48 PM #2024
That could be a fundamental problem with such visual arts! Originally Posted by rolodave
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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06-08-2015, 06:56 PM #2025
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
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06-08-2015, 07:13 PM #2026Senior Member
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What about the pawn shop, her jewelry Originally Posted by rolodave
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06-08-2015, 11:22 PM #2027
A Bonny Brea Lass, was she! Originally Posted by rolodave
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06-09-2015, 01:17 PM #2028Contains ingredients
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I've been in this McDonald's restroom for over an hour waiting for an employee to wash my hands.
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06-09-2015, 03:58 PM #2029Senior Member
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I told them to add "their" to that sign. Originally Posted by Tack
Oh, they will never show up to was your hands
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06-10-2015, 02:02 PM #2030Contains ingredients
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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her she is beautiful. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.
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