Page 214 of 545 FirstFirst ... 114164204210211212213214215216217218224264314 ... LastLast
Results 2,131 to 2,140 of 5446
Like Tree16514Likes

Thread: Quip Of The Day

  1. #2131
    Senior Member blabbermouth Geezer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    EauClaire,WI
    Posts
    7,685
    Thanked: 3825
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Is that your assessment?
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

  2. #2132
    Senior Member blabbermouth outback's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Location
    Akron, Ohio
    Posts
    12,049
    Thanked: 4310

    Default

    National statistics show that sex burns more calories than a half hour workout.
    Tell her that.
    Then you'll have to build a hanger [emoji6]
    Mike

  3. #2133
    Senior Member blabbermouth whoever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Location
    Sacramento,CA
    Posts
    2,600
    Thanked: 117

    Default

    [Whats wrong with a little cushion :-)QUOTE=outback;1511590]National statistics show that sex burns more calories than a half hour workout.
    Tell her that.
    Then you'll have to build a hanger [emoji6][/QUOTE]
    "If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
    "if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
    remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)

  4. #2134
    Senior Member blabbermouth outback's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Location
    Akron, Ohio
    Posts
    12,049
    Thanked: 4310

    Default

    Nothing, i bought mine before i married.
    Had to make sure she fit.[emoji23]
    rolodave and whoever like this.
    Mike

  5. The Following User Says Thank You to outback For This Useful Post:

    whoever (06-22-2015)

  6. #2135
    Senior Member blabbermouth whoever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Location
    Sacramento,CA
    Posts
    2,600
    Thanked: 117

    Default

    Do they still nag about everything as much after you buy them, because they know you can't get rid of them as easy?
    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Nothing, i bought mine before i married.
    Had to make sure she fit.[emoji23]
    "If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
    "if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
    remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)

  7. #2136
    Senior Member blabbermouth outback's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Location
    Akron, Ohio
    Posts
    12,049
    Thanked: 4310

    Default

    Put wheels on them and roll them out[emoji26]
    Geezer likes this.
    Mike

  8. #2137
    Senior Member blabbermouth whoever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Location
    Sacramento,CA
    Posts
    2,600
    Thanked: 117

    Default

    But then you have to worry abou palimonie similar to alamonie
    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Put wheels on them and roll them out[emoji26]
    "If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
    "if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
    remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)

  9. #2138
    Senior Member blabbermouth Geezer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    EauClaire,WI
    Posts
    7,685
    Thanked: 3825
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Has this become a bit flighty?
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

  10. #2139
    Senior Member blabbermouth outback's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Location
    Akron, Ohio
    Posts
    12,049
    Thanked: 4310

    Default

    Only when she comes out the hanger[emoji1]
    Neil Miller likes this.
    Mike

  11. #2140
    Senior Member blabbermouth whoever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Location
    Sacramento,CA
    Posts
    2,600
    Thanked: 117

    Default

    Chicks in hangers can be a good thing
    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Only when she comes out the hanger[emoji1]
    "If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
    "if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
    remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •