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  1. 06-20-2015, 02:36 AM #2111
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    its that whole 6 degrees of separation
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    Probably more like three eighths by half
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    Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.


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    And advertises hair color for ancient men
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    Stop telling everyone that I am a jerk.
    I love to see the surprise on their face when they figure it out.
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    According to modern MDs:
    Nitrate: Cheaper than the day rate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    According to modern MDs:
    Nitrate: Cheaper than the day rate.
    argh!


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    And the handycap sighn in parkingvspaces is not to inform others that the spot is for disabled. But rather to let you know what will happen to you if you park in Chuck Nois's spot.
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    Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.


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