Thread: Quip Of The Day

"All song, graphics, and writing is the persistence of effort to describe the world as it is; the art is to capture it!"

~Richard

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Mark Twain

On the subject of children my mother always said,
"Throw the first two away."


(1927 Valdosta, GA)

Frances Nathan
1912-2010

As to politics, I have great respect for that chair but not much for the ass seated upon it.

~Richard

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
-Kurt Vonnegut

Never let anyone tell you what to do; not even the hostage negotiator.

Originally Posted by Geezer

Hell, I awoke this AM to phone call from an Indian National screaming he was from Microsoft Windows and my computer has been hacked. Do I think? If I did, I would be in despair!
~Richard

Ask him how this can be when you are running Android (or Apple) and don't have any Microsoft Windows products.
It confuses them no end - much better than telling them that they are lying and very boring to still be trying such an old hoax.

To effect the quality of the day is no small achievement

Regardless of all the crises, being able to count to 21 at the end of the day is a good thing!
~Richard

Originally Posted by Geezer

Regardless of all the crises, being able to count to 21 at the end of the day is a good thing!
~Richard

Something is supposed to come after twenty!?!?!? You must have extra fingers and toes!