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03-05-2014, 02:28 AM #1121Senior Member
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The Bible say from the abundance of your heart, your mouth will speak....... You can tell whats in a mans heart when he hits his thumb with a hammer !!!!!
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03-05-2014, 01:57 PM #1122Senior Member
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Razorfeld (and all who have posted)...
I really enjoy this thread, usually puts a smile on my dial when a new post comes through via email
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03-05-2014, 02:47 PM #1123Moderator
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AndrewJM, you are most welcome. I honestly believe that a little humor goes a long way to easing most bad days. A good joke, a touching moment, an unusual sight - they all, to me, reaffirm that all is not bad and evil in this limited world of ours.
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Razorfeld (and all who have posted)...
I really enjoy this thread, usually puts a smile on my dial when a new post comes through via email
AndrewGeezer likes this."The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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03-05-2014, 06:50 PM #1124Member
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Well you know what they say, "seven days without a pun makes one 'weak'". Originally Posted by AndrewJM
Razorfeld (and all who have posted)...
I really enjoy this thread, usually puts a smile on my dial when a new post comes through via email
Andrew
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03-06-2014, 06:00 PM #1125barba crescit caput nescit
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WORLD TO END TOMORROW: Women, Minorities Hardest Hit!
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03-06-2014, 06:20 PM #1126Senior Member
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Some thing to think about..
The crap you do today, might be the S#@T you step in tomorrow !!!
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03-07-2014, 09:44 AM #1127Scheerlijk
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Depends on where you did it, or whether you work at the water treatment facility Originally Posted by Walterbowens
Some thing to think about.. The crap you do today, might be the S#@T you step in tomorrow !!!
I want a lather whip
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03-07-2014, 02:48 PM #1128
"Democracy may not be a good system, but it was the best one so far devised!"
~RichardDorf likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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03-07-2014, 03:00 PM #1129Senior Member
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And heaven and earth stand still when you hit your little toe against the leg of a table or so. Originally Posted by Walterbowens
The first few seconds it's impossible to say a word..Geezer likes this.Sometimes I feel normal.
Then it's time to lay down and wait for it to pass.
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03-08-2014, 12:21 AM #1130Senior Member
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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