Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Hirlau

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You know them Arkansas Snappers will tear h@ll out of those Asian Carp,,,,,

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Speaking of Arkansas, the State Board of Education voted last week to eliminate Driver ed. and Sex Ed. from their cirriculum because the mule died.

Now that ain't right,,,, gonna be some folks in Florida worried now,,,,

America is one of the few places you can say what you speak without thinking.

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

If you had one more brain, it would be lonely.

Originally Posted by DoughBoy68

If 'if' is half of life, what is the other half?.....that's what you have to figure out.

"Was" is the other half

Originally Posted by mrsell63

America is one of the few places you can say what you speak without thinking.

Yup, they outlawed dueling years ago...Drat!

Originally Posted by mrsell63

America is one of the few places you can say what you speak without thinking.

And if you listen long enough it is evident.

... if it bleeds, we can kill it ...

Arnold S.

Seen on a T-Shirt: "To drink or not to drink, that is the question! Excuse me, what's the question? (I forgot)"