Quip Of The Day

**mrsell63** · 06-10-2014, 03:26 PM

Always drink upstream from the herd.

**mrsell63** · 06-12-2014, 11:28 PM

Dear IRS. I nolonger wish to participate in your program. Please remove my address from your list.

**mrsell63** · 06-12-2014, 11:38 PM

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

**mrsell63** · 06-12-2014, 11:49 PM

Get someone else to blow your horn for you and the sound will travel twice as far.

**cudarunner** · 06-13-2014, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by mrsell63

Dear IRS. I nolonger wish to participate in your program. Please remove my address from your list.

Dear mrsell63,

As a preferred customer we have upgraded you to our Extra High Scrutiny List.

Thank you for your inquiry.

Sincerely;

The IRS

**MattCB** · 06-13-2014, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Geezer

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city - George Burns.

Man, that hits home. Down in Oregon the last two weeks to help with my dad in the hospital. I remember why I moved to another state.

**MJC** · 06-26-2014, 02:19 PM

Only the mediocre are always at their best

-- Jean Giraudoux,
French diplomat and novelist

**Geezer** · 06-26-2014, 02:45 PM

Please, God, let me prove to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...

**Jimbo** · 06-26-2014, 08:34 PM

Some people spread happiness and joy wherever they go. Others, whenever they go.

James.

**nipper** · 06-26-2014, 08:40 PM

Sign in local pub: All of our customers please us. Some by entering, some by leaving.

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