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    Huh... Oh here pfries's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsell63 View Post
    Insanity is hereditary, you can get it from your children.
    So is Diarrhea it runs in the jeans ....
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    This is my ALL TIME FAVORITE joke!

    A Shetland pony walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me a drink"
    The bartender says "Excuse me?"
    The Shetland pony says "A drink...I want a drink"
    The bartender says "You have to speak up, I can't hear you"
    The Shetland pony says "Sorry I'm a little horse!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevhead View Post
    This is my ALL TIME FAVORITE joke!

    A Shetland pony walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me a drink"
    The bartender says "Excuse me?"
    The Shetland pony says "A drink...I want a drink"
    The bartender says "You have to speak up, I can't hear you"
    The Shetland pony says "Sorry I'm a little horse!"


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    There's two fish in a tank, and one says, ''How do you drive this thing?''
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    There's two fish in a tank, and one says, ''How do you drive this thing?''
    One of those fish hit a concrete wall and say Dam...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevhead View Post
    One of those fish hit a concrete wall and say Dam...
    Bwahahaha!

    Excellent!
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    The Invisible Man and Invisible Woman have a kid:
    He is nothing to look at....

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    That is so stupid, it's actually funny.
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    Every time I talk to an Obama voter, I order the large fries.

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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