Thread: Quip Of The Day

My dad's got multiple split personalities, but he's good people...

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to restore, hone, strop, shave and repeat and he'll realise fishing is pointless and boring.


(No offence meant if you like to fish lol)

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure

-- George Woodberry,
American literary critic

Defeats hold up every man, try to rise above them!

"Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself."
-Mark twain

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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Isn't this fun?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot..

The wise speaks when they have something to say.
The fool speaks when he has to say something...

FOR NEIL.....

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.