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11-05-2013, 03:07 PM #261
A problem can be found for almost every solution. (David Gerrold)
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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11-05-2013, 03:10 PM #262Scheerlijk
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Me: "I bought a razor that I know is a collector's item"
Friend: "But does the rest of the world know that?"I want a lather whip
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11-05-2013, 03:22 PM #263
A scam artist and your money are soon partners.
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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11-05-2013, 04:54 PM #264barba crescit caput nescit
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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11-05-2013, 05:06 PM #265Senior Member
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Give credit where credit is due- that one is the one and only Douglas Adams...
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11-05-2013, 05:08 PM #266
FINAGLE'S RESEARCH RULE #1: Do not believe in miracles...rely on them.
pfries likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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11-05-2013, 06:34 PM #267Huh... Oh here
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Are you expecting change?
Originally Posted by Tack
It is just Whisker Whacking
Relax and Enjoy!
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11-05-2013, 08:34 PM #268
Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
Turns out that I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
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TackUnfortunately not the govenrnment...Drat and Darn! Originally Posted by pfries
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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11-05-2013, 11:40 PM #269This is not my actual head.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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11-05-2013, 11:42 PM #270
" On the other hand...."
~RichardHNSB likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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