Thread: Quip Of The Day

Constipated people don't give a crap.
~Richard

Just silly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Groan..



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Tack

It takes all kinds to learn all things.

Always borrow from pessimists; they never expect to get it back.

~Richard

If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.

Originally Posted by Geezer

Always borrow from pessimists; they never expect to get it back.

~Richard

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!

f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmng

~Richard

I understand the f u part. I'll have to bone up on the rest of the alphabet.

Originally Posted by mrsell63

I understand the f u part. I'll have to bone up on the rest of the alphabet.

He wrote:
f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmn Which means:
If you can read this you can get a good job in computer programing!!