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  1. 11-10-2013, 08:51 PM #321
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    This was posted today by Souschefdude in another section of the forum:

    "My name is Souschefdude, and I have a problem".

    Which brought to mind and I hope it hasn't already been said here at 'The Quip of the Day'!

    "If it's Alcoholics Anonymous why do they ask you to stand and tell everyone your name"?
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