Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by mrsell63

My mother was a creative individual.
She would put my kid sister's dirty diaper in the
hallway to keep the flies off the supper table.
Top that one.

Don't know if this tops it...but.. I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance...

Don't know if this tops it...but.. I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance...

Urk.. there's one more mental image to delete.


Well, I dreamed that my mother was Dolly Parton and I was a bottle baby.



rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Phrank

Don't know if this tops it...but.. I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance...

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Originally Posted by Lynn

If it ain't broke............Break It!!

Don't know if that's a Quip or a government slogan.

Originally Posted by mrsell63

My mother was a creative individual.
She would put my kid sister's dirty diaper in the
hallway to keep the flies off the supper table.
Top that one.

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My mother was a travel agent for guilt trips. And I ain't even ethnic!

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