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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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01-06-2014, 09:21 PM #821
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01-06-2014, 09:36 PM #822Don't know if this tops it...but.. I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance...
Well, I dreamed that my mother was Dolly Parton and I was a bottle baby.
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TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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01-06-2014, 11:53 PM #823
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01-06-2014, 11:55 PM #824
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01-06-2014, 11:56 PM #825
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01-06-2014, 11:58 PM #826
My mother was a travel agent for guilt trips. And I ain't even ethnic!
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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01-07-2014, 01:00 AM #827
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Thanked: 522You can still get George Washington's picture for a buck.
JERRY
OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.
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01-07-2014, 01:02 AM #828
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Thanked: 522Dying is a grave undertaking.
JERRY
OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.
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01-07-2014, 01:06 AM #829
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Thanked: 4942Dyin' ain't much of a livin' ...... Boy (Outlaw Jose Wales).
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01-07-2014, 01:13 AM #830
Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.