Quip Of The Day

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Originally Posted by mrsell63

My mother was a creative individual.
She would put my kid sister's dirty diaper in the
hallway to keep the flies off the supper table.
Top that one.

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Don't know if this tops it...but.. I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance...:shrug:

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Don't know if this tops it...but.. I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance...

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Urk.. there's one more mental image to delete.


Well, I dreamed that my mother was Dolly Parton and I was a bottle baby.



rs,
Tack

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Originally Posted by Phrank

Don't know if this tops it...but.. I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance...:shrug:

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Originally Posted by Lynn

If it ain't broke............Break It!!

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Don't know if that's a Quip or a government slogan.

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Originally Posted by mrsell63

My mother was a creative individual.
She would put my kid sister's dirty diaper in the
hallway to keep the flies off the supper table.
Top that one.

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My mother was a travel agent for guilt trips. And I ain't even ethnic!

~Richard

You can still get George Washington's picture for a buck.

Dying is a grave undertaking.

Dyin' ain't much of a livin' ...... Boy (Outlaw Jose Wales).

Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.