Thread: Quip Of The Day

Confidence is what you feel just before you fully understand the situation.

Some folks just need a sympathetic pat on the head ....
With a Hammer!
~Richard

Dear Customer Service,
First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger..



rs,
Tack

Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

If it ain't broke............Break It!!

LOWERY'S LAW: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

~Richard

Two things I learned doing maintenance on old equipment:

1) There is no problem that the proper application of "mechanical agitation" cannot help fix.

2) Anything, regardless of it's intended use, can be used as a hammer.

My mother was a creative individual.
She would put my kid sister's dirty diaper in the
hallway to keep the flies off the supper table.
Top that one.

So a blowfly walks into a bar and says, "Is that stool taken?"



rs,
Tack

It is hard to fly with the eagles when you work with the turkeys.
~Richard