Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Geezer

Being a geezer has its moments!

When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I > just
say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to
stare at me with a blank look. I was recently asked if I tweet. I
answered, No, but I do fart a lot."

~Richard

Oy! Oy! and Oy!

Originally Posted by Geezer

Watch it...a paternity lawyer may bring a suit!
~Richard

That's actually pretty good but.. *groan*



rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Geezer

Being a geezer has its moments!

When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I > just
say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to
stare at me with a blank look. I was recently asked if I tweet. I
answered, No, but I do fart a lot."

~Richard

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Urk! Another headline, another mental image to scrub..

"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"



rs,
Tack

One more wrinkle in my forehead and I'll be able to screw my hat on.

Dirt has reproductive organs that are stimulated by cleaning.
~Richard

Originally Posted by Geezer

Dirt has reproductive organs that are stimulated by cleaning.
~Richard

I read that Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge. The new company will market reproductive organs.



rs,
Tack

Edit: Cheap, corny joke - just my style

"Life is too serious to take solemnly"

~Richard

"The devil you know is better than the devil you don't"

What if he's one in the same,,& that devil is yourself?