Thread: Quip Of The Day

Good one, it's like when people say, "Frankly....", and I go, "Yes?"

Asking is just polite demanding. (Max Headroom)

~Richard

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.

The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded".

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children and she has one in the oven.

The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.



rs,
Tack

Corn, pone, all, the, way!! Someday, when I grow up, I want to be like the tack.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Corn, pone, all, the, way!! Someday, when I grow up, I want to be like the tack.

As in sharp as a Tack??
~Richard

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Corn, pone, all, the, way!! Someday, when I grow up, I want to be like the tack.

I thought that'd get a rise out of you.



rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

I thought that'd get a rise out of you. rs, Tack

Good thing I don't deflate easily.

The other night, the wife and I were going out to a nice place, so as I was putting my tie on, I asked her, "Does this tie make me look fat?"

And she promptly replied, "No, but your face does."

"Did you miss me, dear?" "With every bullet so far." (Peg and Al Bundy)

~Richard

Ahhh yes,....the good old days. I was telling my son that when I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with $1 dollar, and I'd come back with five Kg's of potatoes, two loaves of bread, three packs of juice, and some chocolates & candies.

You can't do that now I told him.

Too many damn security cameras!