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  1. 11-25-2013, 11:01 PM #451
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    Quote Originally Posted by Euclid440 View Post
    Saw this sign yesterday at an Antique flea market, where I found a nice old horn scaled Henckles and a Red Imp strop.

    This is my son's philosophy... I think the Soldier of Fortune ad is still running... so far no takers.

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    I'll let you know if we ever get a response on the ad, a 2fer?
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    There was a Babylonian General who was declared a traitor for leading a revolt. He escaped one night and hid in an old Babylonian ziggurat, or temple, where he expected to find some of his associates.

    He searched all over, but couldn't find them! So he figured he had better burn all the secret plans that were hidden in the ziggurat. As soon as the fire was going he threw in the first papers, and he was then promptly discovered and captured.

    The moral of the story: WARNING! The searchin' General has determined that smoking ziggurats may be hazardous to your stealth!

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    Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?
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    Quiquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.*



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    "Life doesn't begin at 40 for those who went like 60 at 20. (Lucille Smith)"

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    Even duct tape can't fix stupid.. but it can muffle the sound.



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    " Duck Tape isn't all its quacked up to be!"

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    Some time ago, I managed to kill a Drosophila while stropping. I knew I should have made a picture, but I didn't, for no particular reason. Anyway, goodbye poor animal, I hope you had a fruitful life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurens View Post
    Some time ago, I managed to kill a Drosophila while stropping. I knew I should have made a picture, but I didn't, for no particular reason. Anyway, goodbye poor animal, I hope you had a fruitful life.
    Somehow there always seems to be a fly in the ointment.

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