Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Tack

Hear, hear.. and she wastes no time in telling you that she knew!



rs,
Tack

Sheesh Tack, you've been on a roll lately...another keeper! Excellent!

Don't be sexist; broads hate that.

~Richard

I tried to look up impotence on the Internet but nothing came up.

Impotence...A guy with a fine prospect of happiness behind him...but, look at the bright side...no more problem of waking up when rolling over in bed.

~Richard

Hmm, sounds like an Ascension Deficit Disorder.



rs,
Tack

The other night I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then.. Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

I said, "I'm thinking you must have been born yesterday."



rs,
Tack

Udderly fantastic!!
~Richard

If we have any 5 year old members, this one is for you:

If we cantaloupe lettuce marry!

A local Mexican drive thru posted this sign to get people waiting in line from tossing cigarette butts in the flower bed.

Surprisingly I see very few butts in the beds and had a good laugh, makes me smile every time I drive through.

"Eleven plus two" is an anagram of "Twelve plus one"



rs,
Tack