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    A group of management folks were cursing the darkness and one suggested changing the light bulb. of course, being management they were unable to do so. They called in an engineer. He asked the Pres to stand on the table and the others to lift it. He then had the pres grab the bulb while he directed the group to walk widdershins with the table. When the bulb cm out he handed a new bulb to the prexy and had the group lift and walk right around the room carrying the table and Pres all of a sudden there was light and all were amazed..but did not drop the table or pres. When he had been returned to earth the group suggested a pay raise for the engineer.
    HE, with a look off humility said " " No, as you have seen..Many hands make light work"

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    A little boy asked his mother:
    "Mommy, why are you white and I'm black?"
    "Don't even ask me that, the way I remember that party, you're lucky you don't bark!", said Mom.



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    "When you think you might, maybe, have a problem then you already got one."

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    ""Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.""
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Ah, but beauty is only a light switch away.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    A group of management folks were cursing the darkness and one suggested changing the light bulb. of course, being management they were unable to do so. They called in an engineer. He asked the Pres to stand on the table and the others to lift it. He then had the pres grab the bulb while he directed the group to walk widdershins with the table. When the bulb cm out he handed a new bulb to the prexy and had the group lift and walk right around the room carrying the table and Pres all of a sudden there was light and all were amazed..but did not drop the table or pres. When he had been returned to earth the group suggested a pay raise for the engineer.
    HE, with a look off humility said " " No, as you have seen..Many hands make light work"

    ~Richard
    I am tired of these Obummer Care stories

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Ah, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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    Yes..turn it off!

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    The best things in life are free, but unfortunately that's not the way the law sees it.
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    My mother was a travel agent for guilt trips.

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