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12-12-2013, 11:31 PM #601
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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12-13-2013, 03:22 AM #602Senior Member
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Well the Day has ended and it is 18 Degrees out side another 8 dergees lower and it will be as cold as a mother in laws love
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-13-2013, 01:38 PM #603Contains ingredients
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The only person who always got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
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TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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12-13-2013, 01:51 PM #604Senior Member
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,,,,Tack,,,how much time do you spend during the day thinking this stuff up ?
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12-13-2013, 01:52 PM #605Senior Member
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when a pig loses it's voice it becomes Disgruntled
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-13-2013, 02:14 PM #606Senior Member
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After the ship has sunk, Everyone knows how it could have been saved.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-13-2013, 02:28 PM #607Senior Member
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Do you suppose the guys in Australia refer to the rest us as "up over"
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-13-2013, 02:37 PM #608Contains ingredients
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Ha! Despite the cracks about it, I've been
Originally Posted by Hirlau
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Tack,,,how much time do you spend during the day thinking this stuff up ?cursedblessed with a good memory and have spent a lifetime tucking away punchlines and oddities. These can be fleshed out/punched up at any time to meet the occasion. This is not a new practice. Consider William Shakespeare: all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
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(I've been waiting twenty years for the right time to use that one.)Last edited by Tack; 12-13-2013 at 02:39 PM.
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12-13-2013, 02:40 PM #609Senior Member
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Razorfeld you would be the expert here - why is Monosyllabic such a long word
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-13-2013, 03:57 PM #610
All the world's a stage, and the people on it are poorly rehearsed.
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