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12-11-2013, 08:50 PM #581
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12-11-2013, 09:51 PM #582Senior Member
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Geezer likes this.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-11-2013, 10:26 PM #583Huh... Oh here
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FTFY hidestoart Originally Posted by hidestoart
hidestoart likes this.It is just Whisker Whacking
Relax and Enjoy!
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12-12-2013, 01:51 AM #584Senior Member
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Thanks Pfries Originally Posted by pfries
FTFY hidestoart
I can just hear John Conley singing This rose colored monacle - - I am looking throughpfries likes this.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-12-2013, 01:58 AM #585Senior Member
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It is by far, better to be has been than never was
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-12-2013, 12:19 PM #586Senior Member
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Today starts with advice for the ladies –
Never slap a man that uses chewing tobacco.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-12-2013, 01:34 PM #587Contains ingredients
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about the health care debacle, the economy, the wars, lost jobs & savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Folks, we're screwed.
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12-12-2013, 01:42 PM #588Senior Member
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A cow mixed with a multi-colored puzzle box: a rubix cube steak
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