Optifaciarectitus!
~Richard
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Optifaciarectitus!
~Richard
It is by far, better to be has been than never was
Today starts with advice for the ladies –
Never slap a man that uses chewing tobacco.
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about the health care debacle, the economy, the wars, lost jobs & savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Folks, we're screwed.
rs,
Tack
,,,,,,,,you had too much coffee this morning,,,,,,,,:rofl2: :needcoffee:
A cow mixed with a multi-colored puzzle box: a rubix cube steak
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