Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by HNSB

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.

Now that's a good one HNSB...that quip would have fit very well in the, "Unclogging your drain...", thread!

Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says:
"See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says:
"Looks like he's still bleekin' celebrating!!!

Nobody knows the trouble I've been.



rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

Nobody knows the trouble I've been.rs,
Tack

If nobody knows the trouble you've been, you don't live in a small town.
~Richard

Hmm.. so I got this text from my SO; she said "Thanks for buying me the most fabulous Christmas present ever. Wait till you see it!"

I may be in (more) trouble.



rs,
Tack

If nobody knows the trouble you've been, you don't live in a small town.
~Richard

You know you live in a small town when...

You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.
You speak to each dog you pass, by name.. and he wags his tail.
You dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
You write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.
Everyone knows whose credit is good, and whose wife isn't.



rs,
Tack

If I had a nickel for every time someone cut me off on the freeway, I'd say **** you, keep your nickels, I want to kill those ********!!!!!

The careful driver honks the horn while going through a red light.
~Richard

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. --Dave Barry



rs,
Tack

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
~Richard