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12-15-2013, 07:41 PM #641Senior Member
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Success always happens in private, while failure happens in full view
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-15-2013, 08:04 PM #642barba crescit caput nescit
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My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.
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12-15-2013, 08:17 PM #643Senior Member
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My first wife and I were having a big fight when she said - I was a fool when I married you. I said yes I know, but at the time I was in love and it didn't matter
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-15-2013, 09:20 PM #644Senior Member
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an expert: someone who made all possible mistakes in a particular field.
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12-15-2013, 09:44 PM #645Senior Member
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An expert is someone who has guessed right more than once.
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Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas..........
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12-16-2013, 03:31 AM #646
Expert: Someone who brings confusion to simplicity.
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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12-16-2013, 05:31 AM #647Not with my razor 🚫
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It's said that.........A little wine can help brain function.......but don't turn the neurons into morons.
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12-16-2013, 11:57 AM #648Contains ingredients
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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12-16-2013, 12:01 PM #649barba crescit caput nescit
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Every warning label has an awesome backstory.
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12-16-2013, 02:11 PM #650Senior Member
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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