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  1. 12-14-2013, 11:20 AM #631
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    America, founded on bloodshed and apathy.

    some things never change.

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    I'm confused by all the fuss over same-sex marriage. Anyone who's married knows that the sex is always the same.
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    A man walking down the street met a small boy.
    Asked his name, the boy replied, 'Six and seven-eighths.'

    The man asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name.
    The boy answered, "Oh, they just picked it out of a hat."



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    Things to do today: 1. Get up. 2. Survive. 3. Go to bed. (Corey Rose)

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    This quip would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.



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    People ask stupid questions for a reason...people are stupid.
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    ,,,I like to consider myself uninformed, Richard,,,,
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    Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it.
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    you kill me sometimes, Phrank,,,,,,,,,,
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