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    Someone made a grateful dead reference earlier, so ill add mine.

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    Trizzle, Trazzle, Trezzle, Trome....Time for dis one too come home. Be what you is and not what you is not. Folks dat do dis is da happiest lot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynn View Post
    Trizzle, Trazzle, Trezzle, Trome....Time for dis one too come home. Be what you is and not what you is not. Folks dat do dis is da happiest lot!
    Lynn, I did not realize that you listened to Snoop Doggy Dog
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    From their stillness came their non-action...Doing-nothing was accompanied by the feeling of satisfaction, anxieties and troubles find no place

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    Default Quip Of The Day

    "Oh stewardess....I speak jive"

    --the lady from "Airplane" (classic movie)
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit View Post
    "Oh stewardess....I speak jive"

    --the lady from "Airplane" (classic movie)
    That was June Cleaver.. and that was a great bit.



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