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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurens View Post
    I started hating hipsters before everyone else did
    Bwahahahahaha!!!!

    Now that was superb!!!


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    Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.


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    Evolution: Taking care of those too stupid to take care of themselves.
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    An atheist is a person with no invisible means of support.
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    How to improve your iPhone's battery life

    Step 1: Place your iPhone on a table, carefully align it North-South.

    Step 2: Go outside.



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    Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
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    "" Don't laugh at the Newby with a couple razors; he will be at your estate sale !""
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    It's only a Man Bag if you made it yourself. Everything else is just a bloody handbag!

    http://straightrazorpalace.com/finer...ml#post1224956


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    I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life. This generally works best when he has income and she is pattable.



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    "I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma." (The Wizard of Oz)
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