Quip Of The Day

**Phrank** · 10-09-2013, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Laurens

I started hating hipsters before everyone else did

Bwahahahahaha!!!!

Now that was superb!!!

**Tack** · 10-09-2013, 02:20 PM

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

rs,
Tack

**Geezer** · 10-09-2013, 03:33 PM

Evolution: Taking care of those too stupid to take care of themselves.
~Richard

**Phrank** · 10-09-2013, 03:43 PM

An atheist is a person with no invisible means of support.

**Tack** · 10-11-2013, 11:14 AM

How to improve your iPhone's battery life

Step 1: Place your iPhone on a table, carefully align it North-South.

Step 2: Go outside.

rs,
Tack

**Geezer** · 10-11-2013, 03:29 PM

Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
~Richard

**Geezer** · 10-12-2013, 04:24 PM

"" Don't laugh at the Newby with a couple razors; he will be at your estate sale !""
~Richard

**MickR** · 10-13-2013, 10:35 AM

It's only a Man Bag if you made it yourself. Everything else is just a bloody handbag!

**Tack** · 10-13-2013, 04:07 PM

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life. This generally works best when he has income and she is pattable.

rs,
Tack

**Geezer** · 10-13-2013, 04:41 PM

"I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma." (The Wizard of Oz)
~Richard

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