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12-16-2013, 06:42 PM #661Senior Member
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Do you think we could use more TACK?
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-16-2013, 06:43 PM #662Moderator
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If I am right and you are right than we are both wrong.
If I am right and you are wrong then that proves my IQ is higher than yours.
If I am wrong and you are right than you are a blithering idiot to think you know it all."The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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12-16-2013, 06:57 PM #663
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure lets you pick your own form of misery.
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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12-16-2013, 07:23 PM #664Senior Member
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
DarthLord likes this.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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12-16-2013, 09:03 PM #665Contains ingredients
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Originally Posted by Razorfeld
Yes, but if you are right 90% of the time, why quibble over the other 3%?
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TackGeezer likes this.I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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12-16-2013, 10:03 PM #666Senior Member
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This statement is false.
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12-16-2013, 10:26 PM #667Moderator
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So true. But then, what isn't. Life is like winter weather, mostly gray with streaks of hilarity. Originally Posted by DarthLord
"The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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12-16-2013, 10:34 PM #668
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
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12-17-2013, 02:35 PM #669Contains ingredients
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Mother: "Why are you home from school so early, son?"
Boy: "I got to come home because I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Why, I'm proud of you son, what was the question?"
Boy: "Who started the fire in the wastebasket?"
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TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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12-17-2013, 04:45 PM #670
I got my education reading National Geographic Magazines in Mother Superior's Office. I was usually there or suspended.
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