Thread: Quip Of The Day

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



rs,
Tack

The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when making love.

~Richard

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ”


― George Carlin

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
~Richard

Don't you feel bad for the kids these days who see a cool toy on TV but can't order it because their parents have to be over 18 to call?



rs,
Tack

To borrow a phrase<<<<<<<<<<
Too true by half!
~Richard

It's hard to make children stand on their own feet - especially in the early morning.

~Richard

Originally Posted by Tack

Don't you feel bad for the kids these days who see a cool toy on TV but can't order it because their parents have to be over 18 to call?



rs,
Tack

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now that ain't right,,,,

Originally Posted by DarthLord

Has anyone noticed that in most haiku the last line never seems to actually match up thematically with the rest of the poem?


The juice of cocoa;
Most heavenly ambrosia!
Weird naked ninja.



Oh! How sweet the sound!
Sweet, sweet nightengale!
Hot carnuba wax.

Oh, and here I thought that was rap...

the difference between men and boys is the price of the toys

happy new year
grizli