Thread: Quip Of The Day

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I can't complain, dammit.

Has anyone noticed that in most haiku the last line never seems to actually match up thematically with the rest of the poem?


The juice of cocoa;
Most heavenly ambrosia!
Weird naked ninja.



Oh! How sweet the sound!
Sweet, sweet nightengale!
Hot carnuba wax.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator



rs,
Tack

Hydrogen bombs;
Cinderella's panties;
Frank Pantangeli

Originally Posted by mrsell63

Hydrogen bombs;
Cinderella's panties;
Frank Pantangeli

But! That's not haiku!
Prepare for much big nerd rage!
Where is my guppy?

I was obliged to be industrious. Whoever is equally industrious will succeed equally well."
-- Johann Sebastian Bach,
German composer

(Note how he just jumps over the whole talent thing....)

"What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Why, they pass through each other, of course! Any English major could figure that out!"

--Aperture Science

"From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own."
-Publilius Syrus

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
~Richard