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  1. 12-23-2013, 03:18 PM #711
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    H is the last word in Preparations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsell63 View Post
    H is the last word in Preparations.
    Man, that is the hole idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Man, that is the hole idea!

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    Groan! Well, I guess it could have been a cat pun.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsell63 View Post
    H is the last word in Preparations.
    Not since they changed the formula..
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    Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.



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    There's a vas deferens between children and no children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    There's a vas deferens between children and no children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.



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    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it"
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