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  1. 01-02-2014, 03:25 AM #781
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    This one is for real. "Never play poker with a guy named Lucky".
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  2. 01-02-2014, 05:46 AM #782
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    ""Never do card tricks for those you play poker with.""

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider View Post
    ...I'm pretty arrogant. Old age can go fu&* itself...

    I have never laughed so hard as when I read this by our very own Carl. It has a certain inspirational note to it that shouts at me from the gutter .


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    I am no stranger to loud noise. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert and I once dated a woman with two kids.



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    It seems there is a ship caught in the ice in the Antarctic full of people saying that the ice is melting, at this time they need rescue - Fact

    As I sit here and ponder this, I think about summer vacation. If I have 2 each 20 lb blocks of ice in my ice chest it will stay cold for 6-7 days. If I put in 2 each 20 lb bags of ice it will only last 4 days. If they are worried about it getting warmer and the ice melting why are they breaking it up so it will melt faster?

    Is it just me being to logical about thermal physics?
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    Never criticize your wife's decisions; remember, you are one of them.



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    ""Every woman can make three things out of nothing: a hairdo, a salad, and a tragedy.""

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    That was great Richard,,,allow me to quote you to a friend,,,,she fits the bill,,,,
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    If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
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    Here we go,,,somebody had to make it complicated,,,,
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