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12-07-2013, 10:41 PM #531Mortal Member
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did you figure out how to keep your mars bar cold whilst your coffee is hot? Carls advice never worked
Originally Posted by hidestoart
In the summer my thermos keeps my tea cold, in the winter it keeps my coffee hot
I wonder how do it know the season?
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12-07-2013, 10:46 PM #532
May have to Barsoom folks here....? Originally Posted by bombay
did you figure out how to keep your mars bar cold whilst your coffee is hot? Carls advice never worked
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12-07-2013, 11:08 PM #533Contains ingredients
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Wasn't Thuvia made of mars bars?
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12-07-2013, 11:16 PM #534
Heard she was maid there... Originally Posted by Tack
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12-08-2013, 12:46 PM #535Contains ingredients
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For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
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12-08-2013, 05:09 PM #536
Had a math teacher that was writing a book on the "New"math. She was a calculating wench!
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12-08-2013, 09:27 PM #537Vitandi
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12-08-2013, 10:50 PM #538
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career. Originally Posted by syslight
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12-09-2013, 12:14 AM #539Senior Member
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12-09-2013, 01:52 AM #540
Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
Or in uddered words Defeet smells
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