Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by hidestoart

In the summer my thermos keeps my tea cold, in the winter it keeps my coffee hot
I wonder how do it know the season?

did you figure out how to keep your mars bar cold whilst your coffee is hot? Carls advice never worked

Originally Posted by bombay

did you figure out how to keep your mars bar cold whilst your coffee is hot? Carls advice never worked

May have to Barsoom folks here....?
~Richard

Wasn't Thuvia made of mars bars?



rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

Wasn't Thuvia made of mars bars?
rs,
Tack

Heard she was maid there...

~Richard

For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.




rs,
Tack

Had a math teacher that was writing a book on the "New"math. She was a calculating wench!
~Richard

When in doubt, deny all knowledge.

Originally Posted by syslight

When in doubt, deny all knowledge.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
~Richard

If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence of your attempt.

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.

Or in uddered words Defeet smells

~Richard