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  1. 11-29-2013, 01:21 PM #471
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    Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
    1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
    2. Advising the President.
    3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.



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    ...I'll wipe away all trivial fond records (Hamlet, I-5-98)
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    Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless.
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    "Did you sleep good?" "No, I made a few mistakes." (Steven Wright)

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    668: The Neighbor of the Beast



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    No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.

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    No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.
    Hear, hear.. and she wastes no time in telling you that she knew!



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    "As the sand by the sea, so the deceits of a woman"
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    Quote Originally Posted by syslight View Post
    "As the sand by the sea, so the deceits of a woman"
    De seat of the woman is what cause all that trouble!
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    Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. --Robin Williams


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