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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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11-19-2013, 05:36 PM #391
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Thanked: 3215I like cats, but I can only eat one… they are filling.
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11-19-2013, 07:20 PM #392
Glad you said cats!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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11-19-2013, 09:30 PM #393
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Thanked: 3215Computers can never replace human stupidity.
~Richard
Richard, you obviously haven’t tried Win 8!
Somebody at Microsoft needs a kick in the crotch.
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11-19-2013, 11:17 PM #394
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11-20-2013, 12:21 AM #395
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
- Mother TeresaIt is just Whisker Whacking
Relax and Enjoy!
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11-20-2013, 02:38 PM #396
Need an ark? I Noah guy!
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11-20-2013, 03:58 PM #397
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
rs,
TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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11-20-2013, 03:59 PM #398
Generally, I have a very positive outlook at my workplace;
I'm positive that I'm negative about it in general!Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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11-20-2013, 04:01 PM #399
My sense of humor has failed me for the last time. That's it. I quip.
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11-20-2013, 05:50 PM #400
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde