Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by mrsell63

My mother was a creative individual.
She would put my kid sister's dirty diaper in the
hallway to keep the flies off the supper table.
Top that one.

Can't top it, but almost match it:
Had a great grandfather that would nail a fish to a tree in the yard to keep the flies out of the house

Originally Posted by TaipeiJake

Game nights and murder-suicides; just two of the advantages of marriage.

It's been said that married men live longer, but I think it just "seems" longer.

Bill

When congress is in session you get the same feeling as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. (Napoleon)

~Richard

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~ Groucho Marx

We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.

~Richard

Originally Posted by Geezer

We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.

~Richard

Careful. They will understand the solution, but not the problem.

From the It's The Same All Over Department:

Canada Post doesn't really charge 63 cents for a stamp. It's 3 cents for postage and 60 cents for storage.

Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United States we really shouldn't complain - it's still only two cents a day.


..and yes, I know that rates in both countries are about to increase drastically.



rs,
Tack

Address: Type of apparel worn by some lady programmers.

~Richard

A problem can be found for almost every solution. (David Gerrold)

~Richard