Can't top it, but almost match it:
Had a great grandfather that would nail a fish to a tree in the yard to keep the flies out of the house
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When congress is in session you get the same feeling as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. (Napoleon)
~Richard
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~ Groucho Marx
We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
~Richard
From the It's The Same All Over Department:
Canada Post doesn't really charge 63 cents for a stamp. It's 3 cents for postage and 60 cents for storage.
Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United States we really shouldn't complain - it's still only two cents a day.
..and yes, I know that rates in both countries are about to increase drastically.
rs,
Tack
Address: Type of apparel worn by some lady programmers.
~Richard
A problem can be found for almost every solution. (David Gerrold)
~Richard