:roflmao I looked this up .. Would you believe 1 firkin = 6 hogsheads ?
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Cheeze! A whole lot of firkin around for a quip!
~Richard
There are lots of those obscure equivalencies..
2 pints = 1 cavort
16.67 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
Force needed to accelerate 2.2lbs of cookies at 1 meter per second per second = 1 Fig-newton
6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears = Avocado's number
1 Billion dollars of budget deficit = 1 Gramm-Rudman
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
..for example.
rs,
Tack
Any soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran.
It's a sign you joined The Gov't Heath Care Plan when the only thing listed under "Preventative Medicine" is:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
Another sign is when MIT sends you a computer science degree. Apparently if you can navigate the website, you've passed the final exam.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you start to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
rs,
Tack
Size 38 Regular, Inseam 31, no vest please.
Being a geezer has its moments!
When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I > just
say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to
stare at me with a blank look. I was recently asked if I tweet. I
answered, No, but I do fart a lot."
~Richard