Quip Of The Day

The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.

Laughter is the best medicine.. except when treating diarrhea.




rs,
Tack

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Originally Posted by Trimmy72

"It is what it is" - I find this used way to much and find it annoying.........It isn't what it is, it is what you make it.

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I agree.. and the guy who says “I always tell it like it is” is really saying “I’m a jerk.”

("Jerk" substituted for the actual word; this is a family thread.)



rs,
Tack

Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. It just sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing in the morning.

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Originally Posted by Phrank

Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. It just sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing in the morning.

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Ohh.. I like that! I have often said that my morning exercise consists of a brisk walk from the bedroom to the bathroom. You are right, "..a brisk walk to the jim" sounds much better.



rs,
Tack

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Originally Posted by Phrank

Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. It just sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing in the morning.

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And if you've had a short night and people comment on your tiredness, you can say you went to the Jim at night :) Perfect excuse. Just don't tell which muscles you exercised.

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Originally Posted by Tack

Laughter is the best medicine.. except when treating diarrhea.
rs,
Tack

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No Sh8*^
~Richard

Careful not to strain anything while doing a squat.

Short in the front, long in the back… pickup trucks are the mullets of automobiles.

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Originally Posted by HNSB

Careful not to strain anything while doing a squat.

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