My favorite comedian quote: Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
Ron White
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My favorite comedian quote: Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
Ron White
Got this 'Quip' in from a friend.
First the Intro;
Nothing else going on here. Starting to look at the next project in my house...can't decide if it is the walk in shower in the Master Bath or the "Kevin design" entertainment center for the living room and a BIG screen TV----
Now the Quip;
----Not having any female friends has its financial advantages....
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Having female friends that cook for you and live elsewhere is a win!
~Richard
There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept
-- Ansel Adams,
photographer
It all depends on what they're bringing you to eat [emoji6]Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
And if they clean up too. [emoji8] [emoji26]
Saw this on the back of a biker's shirt: "Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle"
rs,
Tack
Saw this at a truck stop on a T shirt for sale "If azzholes were airplanes this place would be an airport". Reminded of a few places I'd worked.
Bob
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
rs,
Tack
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
-- Niccolo Machiavelli
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
rs,
Tack
